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this song features sam hapner on guitar, vocals, and rock band freestyle-mode drums, and a computerized bass line
lyrics
intro:
if i say that i love you
you always say you love me too
but when i say just how i feel
you say my thoughts have no appeal
you always say to just forget it
i feel these feelings all have merit
so to find out if this love is true
let's take a look at the logical view...
verse 1:
1 + 1 always equals 2
man + woman equals me + you
unless you're rounding up from 1.3
but you can't get partial people that easily
we're deeply bonded near-molecular force
tho we live separate lives, we're both on the same course
and while we live long distance, we're an atom split apart
an electron connection flows through both of our hearts
chorus 1:
perhaps you need a gentle shove
in the right direction and the joy thereof
so relax and feel the topical, logical love
verse 2:
we both live in an intellectual's world
i'm an ex-math whiz, you're a science genius girl
so our love shouldn't be such a paradox
just take that cat right out of the box
and if we put intelligence aside
yer a sexy hot babe, i'm just an average guy
but i have no qualms, no, that's just fine
cuz opposites attract, and i'm magnetized
chorus 2:
you know just what i'm thinking of
when i say we can't wait for word from above
so let's join in canonical angelical logical love
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met a smart girl with a pretty face
at a boy scout camp, an unlikely place
got a number got a name
camp would never feel the same
it was a lengthy drive to see her smile
but it was worth it, every mile
a weekend in berne, take a chance
explode into a firey romance
worked a week in michigan
together, that's what i call a win-win
it seemed that everything was fine
but we were living fast on borrowed time
the strain of separation, she wanted to go
she said it was over while i said no
that's when i tried to kill myself...
...
um, yeah, about that...
so i gave her a pony
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verse 3:
i know you've been hurt, i know i've done wrong
and a heart takes more to heal than just one song
but forget the science and the logic for once
and have a little bit of faith, and a buttload of trust!
chorus 3:
it's crunch time nao, remove the gloves
unchain the beasts, release the doves
time to join in technological logical love
(c'mon)
zoological logical love
(second chance, perhaps?)
methodical logical love
(maybe third? fourth?)
diabolical logical love
(c'mon, you know i'm a great guy)
anatomical logical love
(please?)
let's join in logical love
(for christsakes, i gave you a pony!)
let's join in logical love
(doesn't that mean anything?)
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